I usually memorize lyrics, but until the internets, I totally, always got them wrong. My dogs are so sweet…when they’re asleep. Broke down and gave Wormy Kitty another catnip toy because it’s fun to watch that shit. Fucking condenser froze up TWICE already this evening…I’m sweating it out in a house with 74 degree temperature
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“It’s so safe floating in the glass…”
The non-BF calls on his way home from work to talk, as we normally do each day. Honestly, I don’t know how anyone else follows a conversation either one of us has with someone else because we are both so fucking ADD it isn’t even funny. Except sometimes it is. We are on our eighth topic
Wednesday’s Child Is Full Of Shit
I believe in starting the day off on a positive note, so my alarm on my iPhone is titled “Wake up, lazy bitch!” Found a sample of a self-tanning towlette underneath some shit on my “junk” table dining room table. (Of course, just a drawer wouldn’t be sufficient.) Decided to apply it to my right
Totally Random Tuesday
The non-BF and I keep calling Wormy Kitty a “he.” I told the non-BF she was going to end up with gender identification issues. The non-BF: “Don’t you mean gender identity issues?” Me: “Here is something I will say that you cannot correct: Fuck off.” Rainbow is a Spiteful Pisser. I have to be careful when
Motherfucking Mondays! I HATE Them!
“Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.” I swear to the baby Jesus and all that is holy, if anyone EVER says that to me, I’ll knock them upside their head with my 20 pound purse! I give you my Bitchy Monday: Wormy Kitty (as she is now called) doesn’t seem to be