I was married to a guy who looked and acted just like David Putty. Since my younger brother used to tell me all the time, “You act just like Elaine Benes,” I thought it was pretty funny when she was dating Putty. One of my favorite episodes was the Vegetable Lasagna episode. I once told
The non-BF is still laughing at me because of my lack of Cat Skills. Motherfucker better step back because I know all there is to know about dogs (well, I know a lot, but maybe not everything), but I haven’t been able to catch the Wormy Kitty more than about five times. I don’t let
“She knows just what to say. While no one’s listening…” The non-BF seems to think I am stuck in the 80s. I do occasionally make references to things that happened in the last ten years. ***** I should never, ever go shopping when I am “feeling FAT.” I’ll buy something four sizes too large just because
My weekend felt long but was super short in reality. I really didn’t get much done except one huge task. On the other hand, I did eat my way through about 1/4 of my weight in shellfish, and I had some lovely bread along the way. Someday, I’ll go too far, and the shellfish allergy will overtake me.