I suck. Sorry for the absence but shit in my world has been upside down and backwards lately. New Year’s Resolution: Stop being such a slacker and post more often. Oh yeah, and stop saying “fuck” so much. The former will be easier than the latter. Shit That Pissed Me Off In 2012 (A Lot
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“Come back and stay for good this time…”
Oh my GOD, I want to hit people in the face! Yeah, I went Christmas shopping today. Ugh. Not only have I been sick, but now that I am okay, the non-BF is sick. Makes for a fun holiday. “Eggnog anyone?” “Only if I know for sure you didn’t sneeze into it, bitch.” Here’s some
“I’m not dead yet…”
Been traveling and was waiting out the end of the world, but since that didn’t happen, I guess I should post. My snot-filled head really cannot come up with anything clever, so look at this: ***** Had to go to the pharmacy yesterday and give a DNA sample plus sign over my first-born in order
“Wake me up before you go go”
I had something here, something kinda fucking funny, then WordPress, in its infinite wisdom, totally blew it all out the door. I even saved that shit, or so I thought. If the rest of this sucks, thank WordPress for that. Today wasn’t the day to fuck with my world, WP. I hope you have rotten
“You don’t own me…”
Damn if I didn’t forget my notebook last night. I’m quite certain we said and did some funny shit. I’ll try to remember… Me and Bunny singing Lesley Gore in the middle of a crowded patio while the non-BF looks on in horror Pork Belly Pops (don’t ask, but they were good) The non-BF: Why