WTH is a “chicka cherry cola,” anyway? And why did we all just LOVE that song when it came out? Confession: I still do. Feel free to judge me now. ***** Texting the non-BF, asking for money because I’m still fucking clueless about sticking to a budget. Me: “Help me, I’m poor!” Can I borrow
Yeah? Well Go Stick THIS In Your Happy Place!
Some Of The Things I Hate, In No Particular Order: Being the last one to get the joke Walking around all day wondering to yourself, “What stinks?” and realizing it has been you Waking up early thinking you’re ahead of the game and what a great start to the work day only to find out
Oh My Freaking Hell, My Botox Hurts!
Heaven help me, I need about 20 aspirins! First, someone made me think WAY too much this evening. Fuckyouverymuch. YOU owe me about seven shots of vodka and a good reason why you did this to me while I am very worn out from work and being around Bridezilla and just life-sucks-in-general bullshit. Wow, that
Well, Hell, WTF? and Why Am I Still Doing This Shit??
Wow, I’ve been MIA for a while. I’ve been: All over the fucking universe doing this wedding bullshit Forced to wear couture I would never, ever, NEVER wear Been coerced into conversations about bridal showers, weddings and (Oh my God, YES) honeymoons. Please shoot me now (or then would have been better) Made to test