Sitting in this overpriced airport restaurant, I notice the woman across the way from me has Meg Ryan’s hair from “French Kiss.” Only not in an adorable way. Come to think of it, Meg Ryan’s hair wasn’t that adorable, either. Stupid movie, too. “Lactose INTOLERANT!!!” My terrier mix could have written better dialogue. ***** Meg
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Note To Self: There Is This Fabulous Thing Called Weather.com. You Should Use It More Often.
I AM FREEZING MY ASS OFF. What little of it there is. I swear, if I could move my gut to my butt, I’d be a happy, happy girl! And I left without packing a cardi this morning I also look slightly crazy in 50 degree weather, wearing a cap sleeve cotton dress and sandals.
Totally Random Tuesday
I’m gonna stretch beyond the lazy ass boundaries that I have set lately and do a Totally Random Tuesday: I don’t get these immature motherfuckers on Facebook, all fighting and shit. I’ve seen so many of them in the past few weeks. Just wondering why they have so much time on their hands to pick
“But Wait, There’s MORE!”
What’s on at four a.m.? FUCKING INFOMERCIALS. I guess the TV gods know we need to be put to sleep if we’re up that late. I’ve already ordered: a ShamWow, some Ginsu Knives, a Shark Sonic Duo, a few Bumpits, some Wen for my Bumpit Fabulous Hair, two Hawaii Chairs (because one is just not
“I’m An Angel In An Earth Suit”
Gary Busey is seriously cray. I can’t believe I just wrote “cray.” God help me. Random Shit From Today: So I go shopping at lunch today, because what better way to lose weight than not eating? and yes, shopping IS exercise (at least the way I do it is, ha!) so because I am currently