I am now crankier than ever. If that was even possible. This stupid diet has me angry. A N G R Y. So far today… I read today that for the first two weeks of this diet, I cannot have ANY alcohol. Not even no-carb alcohol like vodka. Or gin. Or fizzy gin drinks. Um,
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“I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key…”
I’m still under the weather a bit (or at least my stomach is) so I am going totally random tonight. That kinda sounds like “going commando,” which I am doing as well. Ahem. First things first: Big THANK YOU to Brattus Rattus, who sent me glitter nail polish. I’m sorry, not just glitter nail polish
“Should auld acquaintance be forgot…”
I suck. Sorry for the absence but shit in my world has been upside down and backwards lately. New Year’s Resolution: Stop being such a slacker and post more often. Oh yeah, and stop saying “fuck” so much. The former will be easier than the latter. Shit That Pissed Me Off In 2012 (A Lot
“And I want to thank you…”
Instead of a sappy, obligatory Thanksgiving post, I give you this: Really Stupid Shit I’m Thankful For. YOU can thank ME later. Thanks for reading! (I am now no longer allowed to use the word “thanks” except for in the next sentence.) I AM THANKFUL FOR: Benadryl, because of my allergies – I am so
Just What I Need, Another Bitch Around Here, Bleeding
Okay, so earlier this evening, I’m pouring myself a fizzy gin drink because hell, the day was just too long and I need to work on the house but I’m domestically challenged and all that shit. So I sit down to watch a very depressing movie because when I’m happy, I try not to let