I have noticed that some Pretty Girls, when they notice another Pretty Girl has joined their group, well, they change their demeanor completely and it is instant and very physically obvious to anyone who cares to observe. They draw in their stomachs (whether they have one or not), throw back their shoulders (get those sisters out
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“Now I’ll Never Be A Teen Model!”
I always tried to feel sorry and sympathy for Jan Brady but somehow never could. And yes, I would laugh and laugh when Marsha one upped Jan yet another time. Bitch needed to stop trying so hard…wearing wigs, riding her bike without her glasses and making up fake boyfriends. Kind of reminds me of the
Motherfucking Mondays! I HATE Them!
“Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.” I swear to the baby Jesus and all that is holy, if anyone EVER says that to me, I’ll knock them upside their head with my 20 pound purse! I give you my Bitchy Monday: Wormy Kitty (as she is now called) doesn’t seem to be
“We accept you, one of us!”
“Gobble! Gobble!” Only Bunny will get this shit. No way I’ll be a peacock! ***** Had a really cool temp working for me this week while the Office Mate was on vacation. By the second day, I realized we are a LOT alike. We’ve had some good conversations in between all the work we’ve been
Totally Random Tuesday, One Day Early (Well, Not NOW Since I Fucking Fell Asleep)
I am going to have to just suck it up and make this Totally Random Monday from now on, I suppose. No excuse this time. Sorry, y’all! UPDATED: Okay, I fell asleep in the middle of writing this. Guess it’s Tuesday after all. No mea culpa necessary. I often buy cosmetics simply for the packaging