Well, looks like it is going to be a long night. Dinner? Not sitting so well on the belly. I’m having Tums for dessert but I don’t think even that will help. Did you know that Tums turn foamy in your stomach? No? Well now you do. You’re welcome for that bit of knowledge. The
“I’m An Angel In An Earth Suit”
Gary Busey is seriously cray. I can’t believe I just wrote “cray.” God help me. Random Shit From Today: So I go shopping at lunch today, because what better way to lose weight than not eating? and yes, shopping IS exercise (at least the way I do it is, ha!) so because I am currently
“It’s the end of the world as we know it”
WTH? I was awake at 3 a.m. watching “Father of the Bride Part II” with Martin Short doing some kind of aerobics with pregnant women. Make that a pregnant Diane Keaton, which makes me sort of sad. I still want to imagine her all feminista and not hormone-y. Not that you cannot be both. Hell,
“I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key…”
I’m still under the weather a bit (or at least my stomach is) so I am going totally random tonight. That kinda sounds like “going commando,” which I am doing as well. Ahem. First things first: Big THANK YOU to Brattus Rattus, who sent me glitter nail polish. I’m sorry, not just glitter nail polish
“I’m a loser, baby…”
Talk about a slack-ass. I do have the excuse of traveling this week with no access to a laptop and no keyboard thingie for my iPad, so there. Nyah. Since it is was 3 a.m. (Um, I fell asleep) and I am overdue for some bitching, here you go. I promise I’ll have something better
