Comments for Non-girlfriend http://non-girlfriend.com It's more fun this way! Sun, 19 May 2013 03:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5 Comment on Leavin’ On A Jet Plane by non-girlfriend http://non-girlfriend.com/leavin-on-a-jet-plane/#comment-6788 non-girlfriend Sun, 19 May 2013 03:34:00 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6222#comment-6788 My advice? Don’t tell bitches what you are doing. We all explode that way. Some of us just do it in a prettier way than others.

]]> Comment on Leavin’ On A Jet Plane by Turner http://non-girlfriend.com/leavin-on-a-jet-plane/#comment-6787 Turner Sun, 19 May 2013 01:19:52 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6222#comment-6787 I just pissed off a bitch because I told her I was writing an old “writing” flame and she flared off like a refinery exploding. Writing is about telling the truth. Here is my truth – I rearranged a pile of books and one of the Cheever collections wound up on top of box in the hall, and it was a trigger that made me keep seeking out an old friend. In a FRENZY I threw it out and that was mighty tight and conservative.

I am staring at this title, wierd shit I probably shouldn’t do, and it reminds me that weird is difficult to spell. Finished reading MONSOON by Wilbur Smith, I know I have read it before, but it was new to me at times.

Writing is about telling the truth in mysterious ways. My iphone keeps chirping, because the bitch is jealous.

]]> Comment on Told Ya So by non-girlfriend http://non-girlfriend.com/told-ya-so/#comment-6753 non-girlfriend Fri, 17 May 2013 06:18:54 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6211#comment-6753 I’m never listening to him again. Although, in his defense, he was probably afraid to tell me, “Get off your fat ass and get some bigger pants!”

]]> Comment on Favorite Fridays! by Dana the Biped http://non-girlfriend.com/favorite-fridays-9/#comment-6749 Dana the Biped Thu, 16 May 2013 19:15:18 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6096#comment-6749 Wow, I’m clearly behind on my blogroll. So this is a “You’re awesome, thank you, I suck, I’m sorry” sort of comment.

Also, yeah, my mom probably does need a drink. :)

]]> Comment on Told Ya So by Brattus Rattus http://non-girlfriend.com/told-ya-so/#comment-6742 Brattus Rattus Wed, 15 May 2013 17:36:28 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6211#comment-6742 OK…. Da fuck is wrong with you? Your tummy has been all kinds of jacked since I have been reading your blog. Did you piss of a witch woman and she put a curse on you or something? If you did, go make up with her immediately.

Doorbell ditching. LMAO Such memories. HAHHAHAHA Sit by your door with a bucket of ice water and wait. You’ll catch them and then fuck their world up. Now that’s karma, baby.

Ummm, why did you 1) cut your own hair? I only do that when I’m drunk… Wait. Never mind. Asked and answered. LOL B) ask the man about your pants? We know when they do and don’t look good. He should be trained by now anyway. YES THEY LOOK GREAT! is the only acceptable answer. Ever. Then we can sneak off to the mall and get what we need to make us feel better.

Alcohol and ice cream make everything better. Always. LOL

Feel better or just drink more and not care. ;-)

]]> Comment on Note To Self: There Is This Fabulous Thing Called Weather.com. You Should Use It More Often. by Bunny http://non-girlfriend.com/note-to-self-there-is-this-fabulous-thing-called-weather-com-you-should-use-it-more-often/#comment-6731 Bunny Tue, 14 May 2013 22:36:06 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6186#comment-6731 TAKE THE COOKIE. You’ll need it for warmth lol.

]]> Comment on Note To Self: There Is This Fabulous Thing Called Weather.com. You Should Use It More Often. by Teri http://non-girlfriend.com/note-to-self-there-is-this-fabulous-thing-called-weather-com-you-should-use-it-more-often/#comment-6730 Teri Tue, 14 May 2013 22:19:10 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6186#comment-6730 Steal me some extra cookies. They’re begging to be taken!

]]> Comment on Totally Random Tuesday by Jess http://non-girlfriend.com/totally-random-tuesday-10/#comment-6725 Jess Tue, 14 May 2013 16:15:11 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6167#comment-6725 Indeed, travel for work sucks donkey ass 99.999999% of the time. Once in a RARE while it’s not terrible, but mostly it’s exhausting, frustrating, lonely and boring as hell. Ugh. I don’t miss it at all. The only positive thing I can say is…I really hope you take a fabulous vacation soon with your miles.

]]> Comment on “But Wait, There’s MORE!” by non-girlfriend http://non-girlfriend.com/but-wait-theres-more/#comment-6723 non-girlfriend Tue, 14 May 2013 02:57:02 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6134#comment-6723 Ha, it was an infomercial website I looked at after the Sonic shit came on. I became fascinated. :)

]]> Comment on “But Wait, There’s MORE!” by Brattus Rattus http://non-girlfriend.com/but-wait-theres-more/#comment-6720 Brattus Rattus Mon, 13 May 2013 20:24:01 +0000 http://non-girlfriend.com/?p=6134#comment-6720 What the fuck infomercial station are you watching? ShamWow? Bumpits? Ginsu knives? Is this like the leftover infomercial station? LOL

One thing I know you’re going to love – The WEN hair care stuff. LOVE IT!

As far as the not sleeping thing, you might need to go to the Dr. sweetie. Sounds like shit that the over the counter meds aren’t going to help with. When I was going thru my depression, I had to go on some stuff for a while. Just a little while to help even me out and get me the sleep I needed. Just a thought anyway.

And this one: •List of most wanted thuggy people. I bet some are living near you and you just don’t know it.

Don’t do this one. Cause it will be all the people I know that I call in the event of people pissing me off. I LOVE these people and am happy they are my friends. LOL

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