Not to be confused with #FF, even though one of these days, I will do that. At least I’ve started starring shit.

Each Friday (well, each Friday I can remember to do so - YAY! two weeks in a row!), I am going to link to a few blog posts I really love.  They may be new or from the archives.  But these are the ones that either really got to me (in a good, emotional way), made me laugh so hard I tripped and fell and fucked up my other foot, or else made me stop and think.

For this week’s Favorite Friday, I give you:

No Pithy Phrase’s My uterus is expired, because I say so:  I couldn’t have written it better myself.  (And no, I don’t hate kids because I don’t have any.)  Great post!

Mayor Gia’s Halloween for Adults:  Because hell YES I would dress up and go from door to door if this shit existed!  I have no shame.  I am also out of wine so perhaps Halloween could come early this year?

Whorrified’s Meet The Hairy New Face Of Chanel No. $7M:  Because she’s so right.  And because I was over Brad long before he dumped Jen for the scary Angelina.  And also because I would be watching that commercial over and over if it WERE Ryan Gosling instead.

Thoughts From Paris’ You, Too, Can Do the ’83 Madonna:  He’s not afraid to say “Paper is for weirdos.”  I want to go grocery shopping with you, hon!

Mommy Wants Vodka’s My Mother, The Drug Dealer:  It sounds like something my mother and I would do.  Just add my mom saying, “Stop saying ‘fuck’ so much, damn it!” and you’ve got it.

Wow, an hour and a half reading blogs – there is an upside to waking up at four a.m.  Did you know that (watch out, more useless trivia!) four a.m. is when your liver starts dumping all your toxins into your bloodstream and that if you routinely wake up at four a.m., your liver is working overtime?  Neither did I, but after reading that somewhere, it all makes perfect sense.