I’m still under the weather a bit (or at least my stomach is) so I am going totally random tonight. That kinda sounds like “going commando,” which I am doing as well. Ahem.
- First things first: Big THANK YOU to Brattus Rattus, who sent me glitter nail polish. I’m sorry, not just glitter nail polish but Lynnderella glitter nail polish. No, you can’t try some. It’s all mine.
- I am a big animal lover/animal rescuer/animal rights person but fucking ENOUGH with the ASPCA commercials while I am watching TV at night, especially if I’ve had a cocktail (or three). My God, how much bawling can one bitch do in an evening???
- Okay, so I don’t really want the commercials to go away. Just give me a warning that you’re about to put those sad puppy faces up there. Like that weekly emergency system test that comes on in the middle of the afternoon on cable channels. Something loud and obnoxious so I can jump up and run out of the room without spilling my drink when I do so. Thank you.
- Exactly four weeks of no smoking. Now that I can smell everything (even the shit I don’t want to smell), I am crossing aisles to avoid bathrooms, holding my nose while others eat bacon (I know, so sad, huh?) and really having a difficult time riding elevators. Perhaps my mission for 2013 is to let all the Stinky People know just how stinky they really are.
- Crazy Dog (aka New Dog, who is now not-so-new) seems to like catnip even better than Wormy Kitty does. Just not as much as Mr. Tail. Yep, it’s Crazy Town here!
- No. Just NO.
- Just today I realized I have 14 magazine subscriptions. And I wonder why it was suggested that I be put on an “allowance.”
- Now that I am no longer allowed to free range shop and have that “allowance,” I spend a few hours a week online window shopping and placing items in my shopping cart. I cry a little inside each time I don’t “Proceed to checkout.”
- “Well, congratulations, little plaid family!” Why am I watching “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”? It is as painful this time as it was the first four times I watched it. Such a masochist!
- Hey, I think I know the girl Kate Hudson studied to play the part!
- Still, I liked the part where she Photoshopped their photos to create their imaginary kids.
- I still cannot figure out why Wormy Kitty stares at the walls. Or sits on my chest in the middle of the night. She may be plotting to kill me.
- My latest insomnia obsession? Jewelry TV. SO MUCH to make fun of.
- Oh yeah, and reading bad reviews at my favorite online shopping sites. The positive ones are so boring. Plus I like to correct the spelling and grammar.
Congrats on the smoking thing…husband discovered after quitting that Perkins has horrible coffee, because he could taste again.
I suggested adding scotch.
I’ve spent too much insomnia time finding weird porn on twitter. Wtf possesses people to post that shit?? Snort.
Merry New Year! I’m with you on the ASPCA commercial thing. I hate that I stopped (Insert BOOO HISSSS here) donating a month ago when they called me, yet again, to up my donation. I had told them after the last time if they called me again I would cancel but I guess they didn’t believe me. The commercial is like a guilt ball created and aimed right at me, I swear. I just hated all of the constant calls to take my money. *sigh*
Can you tell this is my first day back to work? Nothing funny to say. I actually almost cried when I got up at 4am (totally enough to make most people cry right there) with the realization that I had to go back to hell an pretend life is good. But HUZAAHHH! The you, the Non-GF, posted to make things better. LOL
Congrats on the no smoking thing! Keep up the great work! You’ll be so happy you did it.
Now I’m off to read Whorrified and TMZ to see what else can make my life a little better. Kinda like Jerry Springer.
Whorrified always makes me feel better about my life. I <3 that girl!
Congrats on the no smoking! Perhaps you should get little “you stink” stickers to pass out or something like parking meter tickets to hand out to smell offenders.
BTW – Duh! You’re welcome for the polish. It was my pleasure!
Oh and this part here that you wrote: “Plus I like to correct the spelling and grammar.” please don’t look at my writing too carefully. I’m lucky if my spelling comes out correctly. Makes me afraid to post. LOL
I know it’s bad. At least I have that. hahahahah
Are you aware that demons (generally of the incubus/succubus variety) like to sit on their victims’ chests while THEY sleep? I won’t tell you what they do to you while they’re there. Otherwise you’d never sleep again.
I knew about them but chose to “forget.” Thanks for reminding me, haha. Notice I am still awake at 3 a.m.?