I’m so taking the low road tonight. And I won’t even apologize for it.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MILEY CYRUS SHIT ON THE VMAs?????
First of all, I don’t watch award shows so when I see the derogatory postings on Facebook this morning, I had to Google that skank. The first thing that popped into my head was, “What is twerking?” Yeah, I had to look it up.
Laugh all you want to that I didn’t know what it was, but once I read about it, I realized that this bitch used to do some twerking back in my club kid days. Probably just as poorly as Ms. Cyrus, but after a couple of shots, I thought I looked da-yum good.
(This was back when I went to the clubs predominantly visited by African Americans. I would hazard a guess that some or most of the patrons had these same looks on their faces.)
P.S. What the hell was up with that tongue shit? I know she can’t stop, but oh how I wish she would.
Now that I got that out of the way (yep, I’m a tag whore tonight, so what?), on to some randomness:
- Milk Thistle is good for your liver, so I take it every day. I wash it down with wine.
- I read that the symptoms for a heart attack for a woman are the same as menopause symptoms. Great, one more fucking thing to worry about. I’ve been chewing on aspirin like a cow chews its cud.
- Sales for giant foam fingers skyrockted today. Not that I watch televised sports, but don’t you know no one will look at those things in the same way again?
- I think I may dress up as a giant foam finger for Halloween.
- Nein – I told ya before, no racial epithets and no slamming homosexuals. Keep it clean and maybe someday I will approve your otherwise awesomely strange and completely random comments.
- Or else I could just edit the hell out of them, but I am far too lazy for that.
- I might have a drug issue, too, if I was in that family in any way, shape or form.
This? Is genius. As always.
Well, that’s all for now. I’m off to twerk for a while. Peace, babies!